pardonmewhileipanic:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

She looks like Cleopatra or something brought into the future. Powerful stare like, “All the Ceasar’s be fallin’ for me.”

OMG that second gif makes me feel like she just declared war and we’re all gonna die and I’m totally ok with that

(Source: nickimlnaj, via sourgoat)

7.23.14. holy shit,i have no words,

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midnightspeed:

This is what happens when kitties go where they don’t belong. Bath time.

midnightspeed:

This is what happens when kitties go where they don’t belong. Bath time.

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7.23.14. KITTYKITTYKITTYKITTYKITTY,

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weejaboard:

i find it really relatable and fresh that audioposts on tumblr fuck up like this so often because i, too, freeze and release one loud, sustained buzzing sound when forced to expend any effort on anything at all

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7.23.14. SAME,

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knitmeapony:

sourcedumal:

knitmeapony:

closemyeyesandleap13:

Shouldn't be a problem.

I LOVE THIS SCENE.  In one glance, Steve says “hm, I’m good with that, but Natasha’s the tactics expert.  Natasha?”  And she says “Oh yeah, we got this, easy.”

TEEEEEEEEEAM THE BEST TEAM

She lookin to the side like “Boy why you askin me dumb questions when he got pancakes on the table?”

LOLOLOLOLOL

"Whatever, Rogers, that’s real maple syrup right there."

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7.23.14. Favourite Films: Captain America,

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mynotsodarkpassenger:

Here’s my thing with spiders, they aren’t mammals. When I see a deer or a coyote in my neighborhood I feel bad. I think “damn, this was your home and we just fucking cut down the trees and put houses here. That sucks for you I’m sorry I’ll always break for you and do as much conservation work as I can to help you out. I encroached upon your space.” I don’t feel that way about spiders. They are smaller than mammals. To them size wise there is so much more outside than inside. If they come in your house to lay their disgusting little egg sacks they deserve to die. You could have stayed outside but you made a choice bitch! So now you die. That’s just how it is. Stop putting them outside so they can brag to their friends about how they suckered some idiot into letting them go and how that house is a good place to mate. Kill them. If you see a spider outside and it’s not a black widow in trash can or on your mailbox let it go. It’s following the rules. Inside, smoke that motherfucker like it ain’t no thang.

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7.22.14.

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So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

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7.22.14. i would murder someone,

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itreallyisthelittlethings:

Want an awesome Star Trek Backpack or Messenger bag? Want it for free? Then this is the post for you!

With school starting up all too soon (sorry for the reminder) I figured it was a good time for my etsy shop To Boldly Hold to have another giveaway,

There will be TWO prizes: ONE custom backpack and ONE messenger bag with the fabric of your choice!

There will be TWO winners selected. The first winner has their pick between backpack and messenger bag; the second winner receives what the first does not select.

To enter you are allowed ONE REBLOG and ONE LIKE per day. Each note gets you one entry and I’ll use a random number generator to pick the winner. (I’m not responsible for any tumblr fuckary i.e. lost reblog’s or likes.)

You do not have to follow me to enter- however, if you like Star Trek enough to use one of these bags, I’d say you have a good chance of liking my blog.

The giveaway will close on Friday August 15th at 9PM PST. The winner will be tagged in a post and I’ll also send an ask, so be sure yours is open. The winners will have 24 hours to respond to the message. If I don’t receive a response within 24 hours, I will select another recipient.

Good luck!

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7.22.14.

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moonwasours:

lion—ness:

someone help those honeymooners and their stray puppy 

(Source: heymrargent, via saniday)

7.22.14. Favourite People: JR Bourne,Favourite People: Ian Bohen,Favourite People: Tyler Hoechlin,hate you all so much,

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michaelsgavin:

Gavin calling Michael 'doughnut' (ノ´∀`)♥

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7.22.14. I DIDN'T MEAN TO LIKE THESE PEOPLE,Team Nice Dynamite,

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